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dannyfenton:

I’M ASKING YOU TO READ THESE PROFILES 

(via ceshira)

ishipitlikeups:

ishipitlikeups:

Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T—

Goddammit.

Yeah no but seriously. Read it.

(via ludadestroyer)

the SKELETON MAN

silvermender:

catbountry:

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

im dying squirtle

this is all i needed in my life

(via gloomy-optimist)

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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citycrest:

dipperhugs:

al3ks:

“A guy or a gal just like you. Don’t be in such a hurry to grow up, since there’s nothing a kid can’t do.”

im laughing so fucking hard right now

this is the best gifset on tumblr dot com

oH MY GOD

(via superllama42)

superllama42:

misantropaculia:

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YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW, CAR COMMERCIAL

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rappingrobots:

bangaraangex:

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HaPpY 4/13! :o)

literally everyone right now

Is it a possible thing for a person to become suicidal from pure rage? Like, is that a thing that happens to people?

towritecomicsonherarms:

ulnerhiannon:

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dirtymindmorgan:

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babydollbright:

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blind-diode:

therantsofnelldog:

towritecomicsonherarms:

Come on man… use your webs to stop her falling.. what’s the worst that could happen

I actually just shuddered reading that line. 

Read the comics and you too can understand all that is wrong with that apparent solution

there’s spiderman comics?

what did you think spiderman was based off of?  

I thought they just saw how popular batman was and swapped spider for bat

And what do you think batman was based of????

I thought they just saw how popular superman was and swapped super for bat

… I wonder what your theory on Superman’s origin is…

I thought they just saw how popular jesus was and made him an alien who could fly

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